Step 1. Spend 5 of the 6 months before leaving on the other side of the country, not planning and not being able to take your pets to the vet for their blood tests that require 4 months before leaving.
Step 2. Spend the 4 of the 7 weeks before leaving playing computer games and kind of packing but not really.
Step 3. 2 weeks before moving, go to Florida for a week of camp and let your car break down. Spend 4 days waiting for it to get fixed before finding a ride home.
Step 4. Spend the last 5 days you have visiting friends and family and not packing.