May 26, 2006

Ive been to hell. I spell it...i spell it dmv

Between Gus and I we've been to the DMV 4 times in the last week to get this title put into my name.

First they said the title was still in his parent's name. So it had to be signed over to him first, he had to get a new title then he can sign it to me. But it's never that easy.

Today we went together hoping that we could get it taken care. and we were so close! The wonderful chimpanzie behind the counter mentioned that the VIN did not match. What's that you say? These sorts of things don't change very often or easily.

The title had been folded during its life and the crease of the fold fell directly on the last character, a number 1. Pretty much any other character, except perhaps a lower case L, would have survived enough to be legible. Oh no.

A blank power of attorney is all that we gained from that trip.

Sid and I shared some sausages wrapped in pancakes chased with cigarettes, breakfast for her, dinner for me. The trip was not an entire loss.

May 18, 2006

With Teeth

oh what a fun day this has been. I had a Dentist appointment this morning for 2 fillings. With it came all the fun that one can expect. However, this time, the Dentist and his Oral Hygenist seemed a bit off. Herr Dentist would grab a tool and turn back to my mouth and scrape my lip with it on it's way to my tooth.
The Hygenist wasn't paying attention and shifted the suction tube to the back my tongue where my friend the Gag Reflex sleeps. How much fun is it trying to gag and cough with a drill in your tooth.
She also sprayed my front teeth with the water and it splashed my face.

Now my grinders are incredibly sensitive to cold.

May 12, 2006

The Green Ones

if you're gonna smoke weed, either do it in moderation that you don't forget everything you learned in the past week, or, in such excess that you're able to maintain normal functionality through a sustained high.
Next time you get that oz. of diggity dank, fucking balls out. Close all the windows. Turn on the oven to 500 degrees and hotbox your house.
After smoking weed for the last n years and your son's first decade of life, perhaps you should start using your time more wisely? Fine, if you're still going to get high, build something when you're stoned. Some of the best art i ever created was while completely gassed. Perhaps building a treehouse with a powersaw is out of the question, but fix his damn computer. Clean his room. Start a project. CREATE. Pinkfloyd and a bag of doritos is done.

I'm done listening to you forget how to ping and find a MAC.
Your jokes aren't funny.

May 10, 2006

5 for Vendetta

I finally remembered to look for 5's V speech on the web. I found it on WikiQuote
here it is:

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
On WikiQuote there are a few interpretations, it doesn't seem like everyone is exactly sure of every word, but this is close enough for me without having to pay to see the movie again. I wonder if Guy Fawkes masks will be as prevailant this Halloween as the Scream masks have been previously.
Oooh! another quote found just this very instant. It was written on the mirror somwehere. I suppose Latin really lended it self very well to the Alliteration:
"Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici".
Translated as
"By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe."
I now challenge you to a V duel:
/Vacant vaginas vastly vindicate virgin valor/
I got a new phone today, an LG 9100. I got it 2nd hand from a guy at work. He erased his contacts but left 4 or 5 picutres of scantily clad airbrushed women. The wallpaper is called TwinHo.jpg.
It's an IM phone that slides apart to reveal a small keyboard. I don't pay for net or IM service with Cingular so it's a pointless feature but it's still way better than the forced to upgrade: free phone that I originally got when Cingular bought SunCom.
The old phone's audio had cut out and I had to listen to everything via speaker phone which was no good.
Getting my number transfered was easy, spent more time waiting in line. I also picked up charger and my frist earpiece. The sales girl was cute and smiled at me.