May 12, 2006

The Green Ones

if you're gonna smoke weed, either do it in moderation that you don't forget everything you learned in the past week, or, in such excess that you're able to maintain normal functionality through a sustained high.
Next time you get that oz. of diggity dank, fucking balls out. Close all the windows. Turn on the oven to 500 degrees and hotbox your house.
After smoking weed for the last n years and your son's first decade of life, perhaps you should start using your time more wisely? Fine, if you're still going to get high, build something when you're stoned. Some of the best art i ever created was while completely gassed. Perhaps building a treehouse with a powersaw is out of the question, but fix his damn computer. Clean his room. Start a project. CREATE. Pinkfloyd and a bag of doritos is done.

I'm done listening to you forget how to ping and find a MAC.
Your jokes aren't funny.

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