November 8, 2010

By the sword we seek peace

  1. The first time they took some quarters and two granola bars and I didn't get angry because they were clearly hungry and didn't break anything.
  2. The second time they set the alarm off and I was a little annoyed to have to wake up in the middle of the night.
  3. This is the third time someone has broken into the car. Sunday morning brought this little gem and Springfield's ugly war boot crushed our Hawaiian petal.
They took my car's manual, a hair brush and a neck tie, then dumped them 50' away under a street lamp. You can see the rock in the first picture, it took down my rear-view mirror and the windshield-wiper lever. The wipers are now stuck on high.

The cops didn't even get out of their car when filing the report and were more interested in talking to me about Hawai'i than the incident. I had been giving New England the benefit of the doubt. No more.

Now you get nothing.
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4 comments:

Jan Bosman said...

They'll be at peace when they're stuck on your sword.

JADE akiko said...

i'm so sorry san'... those motherfuckers...

a couple years ago at edith kanakaole tennis stadium, torie, del, shel & i went to see the chinese acrobats perform... it was awesome, we had a great time laughing, cheering, amazed at those little bendy folk ;)...

but as we came out to the parking lot after, i saw my car window smashed to oblivion... i new it from far off... i have dark tint on my celica & it was sprinkling that evening & i could see straight onto the back of my headrest...

turns out about 10 cars out of the hundred or so that were there, fell prey to a some baseball bat wielding... by whom??? no idea...

i drove home... sitting on glass... my window has never been the same & still leaks most of the time...

there are motherfuckers out there san'... even in this awesome little rainy town...

but 3 times??? fuck that shit...

if i was there right now... we'd go to a packy for some shiraz & get a philly cheese steak with extra tomatoes & sit with that "fat black" & plot, scheme, and calculate the painful demise of ALL who oppose us!!!

i love you san... always...

Debbie said...

That's balls. So sorry that happened to you guys. Two of our work vans in Pahoa had their gas tanks punctured and drained of gas. There were a total of 6 cars that got it done in the same parking lot over night. Bastards. Stealing gas from the disabled. Nice.

Bright side: they didn't steal your car :)

-Debbie

m4rk said...

Oh sorry. do you want your quarters back? :D