I was in this lady's office working on her computer, she had a metal water bottle that was painted with some pretty flowers. I complemented her on it.
She said "omg thanks! I drink like a whole one a day!"
In my head I thought "I drank four of those already and it's just about 11am"
Then she went on to tell me how great it is to drink so much water.
The other day I was talking with my coworkers, we were comparing the strangest food we've ever eaten
Other him: Squid
Me: Fermented whale blubber
I won that round.