November 13, 2006

Virginia is for Losers

Virginia has had a rough string of incidents recently. Here are three.

1. Henry County Police officers arresting dealers, stealing their crop and reselling it to their community. A good friend is from Basset, his response:
Yeah my dad was the only guy of authority on his
floor this morning that
wasnt in custody......
go dad........

2. Mr Utin was arrested for sexing it up with a minor. When I moved from the Blacksburg New School to the public school in 6th grade, of the 12 kids in my class 10 went to Mr Utin. This was a planned event by their parents and for some reason I wasn't included. I went to the Pavlik-Glaser teacher team and the smart kid went to smart teacher. The house we lived in when my I was in middle school was about 4 blocks from his house, he had beautiful gardens.

3. Last on the list for Virginia is Morva. A kid I grew up with in Blacksburg, he lived in my house for a winter, he ate my food and used my toilet paper. He never wore shoes or held a job. He loved to argue and got angry quickly. He laughed very loud and couldn't stand society. One day I woke up with a voice mail from a Christiansburg detective. Now he's an attempted robber and cop killer.

4 comments:

Jan Bosman said...
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Jan Bosman said...

I'm not surprised about the first. I never had Mr. Utin. I remember him clearly though. That wacky teacher who was renowned with the students for leaving buckets of candy on his porch for all on every Halloween. Everyone loved his class. Everyone raved about his classes. I never really understood why. I guess I do now.

abbersnail said...

I am glad that you were on the Pavlik-Glaser team. You've been making my life better for a decade-and-a-half.

Greg said...

yup, welcome back. and for the record you've made my life hell for the last decade & half, yet I look forward to more of the same.