July 29, 2006

Santorum

Santorum (san-TOR-um) n.
1. the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex

For reference:
http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/


At SUUSI one of the best workshops I've ever participated in was a Santorum Slip n Slide.
Ingredients:

1. 100ft of plastic sheeting. We used 2mm thick, I recommend 4mm. From Lowes.
2. One gallon of Lube purchased from The Lubery.
3. Two 1/2 gallon bottles of Chocolate Syrup from Hersheys.
4. 10 lbs bucket of warm water.
5. bottle of dish soap.

Thank you Senator for one of the best nights of my life.
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